Yes, I know. Very annoying on any average day. Some dumb-ass is driving toward you on a dark road with the brights on. You flash them, they ignore you. You have a few options you can choose from. 1. You can just try to deal with it till you pass each other. (Most common) 2. You can be an ass right back and leave your brights on too. (this doesn't work. ) 3. Just stop. If no one is behind you. Just stop. Right there. (This is what I do.) 4. Pull a stunt move out of the movies and do a 180 and follow them with your brights on. (SOOO not recommended but would be very satisfying!)
Anyway, I was presented with a true treasure tonight. All American a-hole sporting a hummer with tires that stood about the same height as the roof of my car! It was a monster. A gas guzzling, light blaring MONSTER!
I turned onto the street thinking all was normal when GAH! I can't see a freaking thing. Bigfoot cashed in and bought himself a hummer and he just pulled out behind me. I can't see a damn thing. All American looser boy not only has his brights on, but his foggers too. It's Florida at 11pm. in November.......NO FOG!
Because I'm an ass ( and I couldn't see jack!, thank goodness he could he was lit up like the 4th of July!) I stopped the car, and just waited for looser to figure it out (with the help of a few hand gestures) to go around me. Once he did I was an ass again and left my brights on till we sadly had to part ways. Where I made a complete fool of myself by flicking him off while yelling...."Can you see it!? Really? Can you f-ing see it with those f-ing bright ass lights!?"
Oh and the reason I keep calling him All American was because of all the freaking sports refrences made on his back window. Even his licence plate was devoted to a specifice football team. No offence to.....ok yeah, all offence ment toward football in gengeral, I hate the sport and when presented with first class morons like this who think they are better than anyone and everyone else on the planet and they're die hard football fans......it just hammers that nail in the coffen further.
